Cool celebrity ads for Obama.
Ok…. I’m minding my own business working out at the gym. Keeping my Terminator status TERMINATING. We all know how legendary Fred Ralista is, but someday, someday it will be revealed how much of a living legend I am. I can only reveal that my Terminator status is award winning. But I digress…
So…I am developing my award winning athletic prowess in the gym thinking about love… and what has lasting value. You know the important things in life…
Suddenly to my horror a vision of an overly- caked -with- make- up -face -outlined- with- bleached- blond- ditz -hair- tattooed -skank floated into my thought process.
Don’t get me wrong I like short skirts and nice legs. I’m not sure I would like fake breasts. In fact I’m being too much of a gentleman again. I know I wouldn’t like fake breasts.
We use to make fun of the girl with falsies when we were in junior high. Yes, a little mean but we didn’t stuff socks down our pants. Why did they stuff them in their training bras?
But I digress again…
That vision became prophetic, because then I see this……
I don’t mean not to be a gentleman but a skank pig that actually does have lipstick on is still a skank pig. These aren’t nice words … but who really cares about this person? I mean that we would want to listen to her.
And then I'm wondering what's wrong with her face... why does she make faces like a 13 year old brat? Oooops then I think, what disease would you get by just looking at her?
How many words does she actually have in her vocabulary? "She can suck it" "Quote me"
Then I thought, this must be another one of those celebrity ads for the Democratic Party.
Now after listening to her again (yes I played it twice), I have become absolutely convinced that this is one of those cool celebrity ads for Obama.
So many questions keep popping up though ….
How many beers would it actually take even Russle Brand to have a go?(see below)
I wonder what she really looks like?
How much plastic does it take to fill her bra?
How many STDs can one person have?
Can we wait to see her at 50?Forgive my sexist ungentlemanly attitude, but how ugly can one person be?
How many more cool ads for Obama will come out?
So…I am developing my award winning athletic prowess in the gym thinking about love… and what has lasting value. You know the important things in life…
Suddenly to my horror a vision of an overly- caked -with- make- up -face -outlined- with- bleached- blond- ditz -hair- tattooed -skank floated into my thought process.
Don’t get me wrong I like short skirts and nice legs. I’m not sure I would like fake breasts. In fact I’m being too much of a gentleman again. I know I wouldn’t like fake breasts.
We use to make fun of the girl with falsies when we were in junior high. Yes, a little mean but we didn’t stuff socks down our pants. Why did they stuff them in their training bras?
But I digress again…
That vision became prophetic, because then I see this……
I don’t mean not to be a gentleman but a skank pig that actually does have lipstick on is still a skank pig. These aren’t nice words … but who really cares about this person? I mean that we would want to listen to her.
And then I'm wondering what's wrong with her face... why does she make faces like a 13 year old brat? Oooops then I think, what disease would you get by just looking at her?
How many words does she actually have in her vocabulary? "She can suck it" "Quote me"
Then I thought, this must be another one of those celebrity ads for the Democratic Party.
Now after listening to her again (yes I played it twice), I have become absolutely convinced that this is one of those cool celebrity ads for Obama.
So many questions keep popping up though ….
How many beers would it actually take even Russle Brand to have a go?(see below)
I wonder what she really looks like?
How much plastic does it take to fill her bra?
How many STDs can one person have?
Can we wait to see her at 50?Forgive my sexist ungentlemanly attitude, but how ugly can one person be?
How many more cool ads for Obama will come out?
Labels: Skank Pam Anderson "Suck it" Real Women Celebrity ad OBAMA
posted by Elvis the Original Terminator at
2:33 PM
2 Comments:
Now OT, my award winning friend, you know how catty woman can be with each other. No matter how big Pammies boobs get, she knows she will never measure up to some one like Mrs. Palin.
I think it's safe to say that Sarahcuda didn't catch Herpes from porking Kid Rock, or was that Tommy Lee?
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